The Mistaken Hiker

A guy is hiking up a mountain when he notices a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying profusely. “Hey,” he says, “if you’re going to jump, how about giving me a blow job before you do it?” “My life’s been nothing but crap,” says the girl. “So I might as well.” After the girl’s done, the guy says, “Wow, that was great. Why are you so depressed, anyway?” The girl replies, “My family disowned me for dressing like a woman.”